Coloring Pages
There will be more coming in the near future.
Color those anxious thoughts away, just a couple minutes back into the here and now. Color inside the line or all across the page. Fold it, throw it, get angry that it didn't fly away far enough. And then take a deep breath and give us the most dramatic sigh you can create.
We got you, the Swamp is safe.
🌿SwampThreads™
A Survival Handbook for the Gloriously Threadbare
When you’re held together by sarcasm, moss and the sheer refusal to vanish.
You weren’t meant to survive the swamp But somehow, you did.
SwampThreads™ is our free gift to the threadbare warriors, the softly unraveling rebels, the beautifully battered souls who keep crawling forward when the maps run out and the spoons are gone. This isn’t your average self-help guide. It’s a survival grimoire stitched with midnight moss, stubborn laughter, and radical softness for the days when existence itself feels like a battle cry.
✨ Inside you’ll find:
• A full weather map of swampstates (yes, including “Phantom Threads” and the dreaded “Collapse Zone”)
• Tiny rituals, absurd hacks, and swamp spells for when reality goes full grayscale
• Mantras for impossible days, lovingly scribbled in fog and glitter
• Proof that you are not lazy, broken, or alone. You are woven of wonder.
Because survival is not selfish
It’s sacred swampcraft.
🪡 #SwampThreadsSurvival
💚 Stay threadbare. Stay magical.