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We may be curled up under a moss blanket, arguing with a frog, or emotionally buffering.

But we will get back to you. Eventually.

 

✨ Tip: Kindness gets you faster answers. Sarcasm gets applause.

Spam gets fed to Crankleclaw. He’s hungry.

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