🌿Behind the Swamp
🌿What We’re Growing

There’s a lot happening under the moss: our little swamp team is expanding, our skills are growing, and every video we create is better, braver, and more alive than the last.

We’re recording more real swamp soundscapes than ever. From birds gossiping beside old castle walls to what it really sounds like standing twenty feet from a beehive, and of course, late-night frog choirs you’ll only hear if you wander deep enough.

Behind the scenes, we’re also building something bigger: soon, every CareCat™ will have its own AI companion right here on the website (and one day, in our very own app). Until then, we keep experimenting. Adding more instruments, crafting richer music, and pushing our editing magic to make sure the Swamp feels more real, more comforting, and more delightfully strange with every visit.

🌿What is Swampfulness?🌿

Swampfulness is mindfulness with a sarcastic wink. A gentle escape into the Swamp Forest where nothing needs fixing, frogs quietly judge your overthinking, and the moss forgives what you can’t.

Each episode is guided by a different CareCat™ (this time it’s Catatonic) and drifts through original music and ambient swamp sounds, with soft affirmations popping up like unexpected lily pads of hope.

 

What you’ll find:

• A poetic, comforting entry narrated by a CareCat

• Real swamp sounds & original music composed just for you

• A playful pause for your mind, be as messy or peaceful as you like

 

Put on your headphones, close your eyes, and let the swamp hold you exactly as you are.

🌍 Behind the Swamp: What We’ve Been Breeding in the Background

While the CareCats rage, dissociate and sparkle on screen. We’ve been quietly building something way bigger (and somehow multilingual) in the background:

✨ The website is now available in English, Dutch, German, French, Spanish, and Italian, because existential absurdity knows no borders.
 

 

📖 We launched a Dutch YouTube channel with:

~ Audiobooks without voice-acting (just calm narration)

~ Dutch sleep stories to gently collapse to

~ New episodes of Swampfulness (guided moss meditation, now with 80% less screaming)

 

💤 Voice-acting stays exclusive to the English channel (for now), but our swamp is officially going global.

 

🛠️ What’s next?

~ Swamp merch

~ Sleep-friendly episodes for every time zone

~ And possibly a glitter-powered AI frog (we’re working on it, don’t ask)

 

Stay mossy. Stay mildly concerned.

We’re just getting started.

🎙️Swamp Dispatches

Unfiltered updates from the mossy frontlines.

The Swamp is alive, purring, and ready to overshare.

Here’s where you’ll find breaking news, character drops, behind-the-scenes chaos, and possibly the emotional weather forecast.

We’re not saying it’ll change your life… but maybe it will.

🌿 New chapters, new features, new breakdowns (the fun kind).

Check back often, the frogs are terrible at keeping secrets.

💬 What to Expect from This Page:

 

Here’s where you’ll find:

 

~ Major updates (new books, merch drops, cat drama)

~ Behind-the-scenes chaos & creator confessions

~ Callouts for collaborators, voice-actors & volunteers

~ Big, exciting things that make us scream (gently)

 

 

🫧 Stay swampy.

✨ Stay strange.

💌 And check back often ~ the moss has a lot to say.

© 2025 The Sarcastic CareCats™

Please don’t steal our stuff. It’s cursed. And copyrighted.

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