
Mentally mushy. Chronically spiky. Emotionally majestic.
A Swampy Universe
Welcome to the misfit council of CataStrophia, a swamp-dwelling band of sarcastic felines, each representing a different kind of chaos, courage, and chronic condition. These aren’t your average cartoon cats. They’re part emotional support creature, part glittery meltdown, and all-too-relatable mess.
Each CareCat has their own Swamp Sign (a glowing tummy mark), their own emotional survival strategy, and their own way of spiraling through the day with sass, sadness, and unexpected strength.

Mortikitten
Timebent Brooder
⏳ Hourglass leaking stardust
His power is his Timebending Nihilism
Feeling isn't a weakness

Sassburn
Flaming Truth-Bomber
🔥 Flaming heart with dagger-tongue
Her power is her Flaming Sarcasm
Rage masks grief

Doompaws
Sleepy Oracle
⛈ Weighted blanket with thunderclouds
His power is his Psychic Dread Blanket
Rest is a revolution

Catatonic
Blinking Abyss
📻 Static-filled TV screen
You better fear his Existential Stare.
Silence can be powerful

Anxietabby
Hypervigilant Spiral Queen
🔄 Spiral vortex
Her power is a Swarm of What-if's
Safety through connection

Melankitty
Poetic Cloud Spirit
☂️ Dripping cloud raining poems
Her power is Emotional Weather Control
Vulnerability doesn't have to rhyme

Grimlin
Screaming Catharsis Goblin
🗣️ Cracked megaphone
Be ware of her Screaming Catharsis, she might look small but she's filled with power
Intensity is power

Sulkshadow
Fading Fog Cat
🔍 Fading silhouette
He weaponized invisibility
Subtlety reshapes everything

Gloompurr
Gothic Romantic Gloomcat
🌹 Black rose blooming from skull
She. has an Aura of Beautiful Misery
Pain deserves healing

Crankleclaw
Bitter Office Cat
🧁 Fork stabbed in cupcake
He uses Passive-Agressive Telekinesis to steal your cupcakes
Boundaries over Bitterness

Sasspresso
Jittery Meltdown Machine
☕ Overfilled coffee mug
Her power is a Caffeinated Rage Beam
Rest isn't surrender

Cataclysm
Volcanic Heartstorm
⬤ Collapsing glitter-edged black hole
Watch out for his Emotional Implosions
Imploding without disappearing

Guttermeow
Dumpster Sage
🍌 Banana peel throne
His power is Feral Therapy, if you want to or not
Deserves Softness too

Glitterhoof
Overdramatic Tornado
🌠 A star because he IS a star
His power is to spread toxic positivity
Secretly searches for love and acceptence

Twinkleton
Recovering Delusions Bunny
He is learning that No is a full sentence and that Boundaries are okay.
Slowly but surely he will find his way

🌱 They’re Still Arriving…
Some are still napping. Others are emotionally buffering.
The Sarcastic CareCats you’ve met are just the beginning.
New characters will continue to emerge. Some glittery, some grumpy, some soft in ways that ache a little.
Each one represents a story, a struggle, a spark of recognition.
And just like healing, the CareCat universe is always evolving.
So check back often.
One might show up with your chaos painted on their belly sign. 💚