🌿 Welcome to The Sarcastic CareCats
Where Mental Health Meets Magical Chaos
A swampy sanctuary for the beautifully complicated.
Here, chronic illness, neurodivergence, and emotional survival join forces with glitter, gallows humor, and radical softness.
Whether you’re a swamp sprite with burnout, a caffeinated CareCat, or a chronically exhausted mushroom hugger.
You’re home.
✨ What to Expect:
🐾 Audiobook adventures (narrated with love, bloopers, and breath)
📚 Workbooks & coloring books to explore the mess with crayons
🎭 A cast of sarcastic cats who say the quiet parts out loud
🎧 Guided Swampfulness meditations (complete with judgmental frogs)
🌱 A growing community where you don’t have to “get better” to belong
👇 Tap below to explore the muck and magic.
🌿 New? Drenched? Emotionally glitchy?
Grab your free copy of Swampthreads,
a weird workbook for wonderfully worn-out beings.
💚 Written by a swamp. Scribbled by chaos.
This is not a planner. Nor a therapy tool. Also not a “fix-it” book.
This is a moss-soaked survival companion for the emotionally overqualified.
Inside:
• sarcastic compassion
• strange rituals that kind of help
• space to be too much, too tired, and too real
📥Click here (or click on the cat, Catatonic) to Download Swampthreads – Free
No sign-up. No catch. Just glitter, grief, and growth.
🎧Swampfulness Meditations
Guided rest, existential frog wisdom, and ambient moan-light.
Because radical softness is resistance.
🎙️Voice-Acted Audio Series
Our stories don’t just whisper. They scream, sob, and snort-laugh their way through chronic illness and neurodivergence.
Hear it to feel it.
📓Workbooks & Weird Healing Tools
Healing is nonlinear and sometimes covered in moss.
Dive into interactive workbooks, printable weirdness, and tools for emotional survival.
✨ The Sarcastic CareCats™
The vote of no Return
Part 1✨
The Echo Beast made the cats really think about the future. And now they have to decide what they will do with it. What are they going to vote?
- Existential sarcasm
- Accidental emotional growth
- A pre-vote Screaming Circle™
- And one frog whispering “same” into the void
🐾 If you’ve ever felt too much, too loud, or too tired to explain it… this one’s for you.
About The Sarcastic CareCats
Mental health, but make it weird.
The Sarcastic CareCats are emotional support cats with chronic issues and killer one-liners.
They were created to help you laugh, cry, collapse, and scream-into-a-pillow… but with glitter.
This is your safe chaos zone. No forced positivity. Just messy magic and mossy hugs.
🫧 Come as you are. Stay as long as you need.
We have moss and frogs.